short story » the importance of grammar.
Tim the Tiny was watching his sister Jenny the Jumbo comb her hair. After a while, a very bored Tim the Tiny asked Jenny the Jumbo, "My dear Sister, will you please lend me your hairbrush?!"
Jenny the Jumbo was horrified at his ugly statement. "My dear Brother," she said very calmly, "of course you may borrow my hairbrush. However, after that, you MUST learn how to use proper grammar!"
Tim the Tiny was double horrified at Jenny the Jumbo's (double) ugly statement. "What!?" he retorted with an auora of a peculiar nonchalance that sent shivers down Jenny the Jumbo's spine, "I will did no such thing!"
Jenny the Jumbo stared at her little brother for a while, and decided that he was an ugly guy. "My dear Brother, why are you so ugly? Pray tell."
Tim the Tiny blushed and said, "It's in the genes, dear Sister. You are ugly as well!"
Jenny the Jumbo was horrified and told him so. "I am not ugly!"
Tim the Tiny nodded and said, "Yes, it is true. You are hideous."
Jenny the Jumbo's mediocre reply was so stupid, that Tim the Tiny developed a mild but severe case of stomach cancer and died that very day.
The End.
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